Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Randomize
