So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
No more Irish car bombs ever.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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