he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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