This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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