How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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