am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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