Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
it glows. i had to have it.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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