My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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