im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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