Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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