Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
last night I used snow as a chaser
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