Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
There r osticjed everywhere
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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