exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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