She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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