Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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