Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
