guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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