She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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