Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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