I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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