glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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