So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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