i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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