I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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