doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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