i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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