im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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