VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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