you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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