i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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