yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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