I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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