You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
