bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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