Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize
