so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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