Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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