I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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