so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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