As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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