Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Couch. On fire.
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