Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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