good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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