My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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