I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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