I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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