dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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