dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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