Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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