i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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