I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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